The Plastic Potty

I propose renaming the fruitcake hate blog as “The Plastic Potty”, the end product of lunacy. At present its support on the IBM approved analytics site has sunk without trace. In Britain it is zero views, down 100%, and the same is true worldwide. In the immortal words of Wilde and Shaw:

1) “Some cause happiness whenever they go” (Wilde)*.
2) ” A man who does not think for himself does not think at all” (Wilde).
3) “Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught” (Wilde).
4) “He had lost the art of conversation, but unfortunately, not the power of speech” (Shaw)*.
5) “The bigot declares nothing but the smell of rotten eggs” (MWE).
6) “I have nothing to declare except my genius” (Wilde).

* These refer to a person who shall be nameless, he has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends (Wilde). As soon as he began using the potty, the readership evaporated.

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