Fruitcake Site Ignored All Day

For those in the know, you can see this at any time with www.semrush.com. The site is conveniently summed up as follows:

Spike Milligan: “How are you at mathematics”
Harry Secombe: “I speak it like a native”.

The site owner, Mr J. T. Ripper, (henceforth referred to as “Rip”) has offered two free gallons of bile for every knife he sells, in order to attract the interest of anyone at all. This is what the internet can do to you. There is a great opportunity here for another Goon Show series. Rip’s epitaph is Requiescat in Pace, or “I told you I was ill”. A certain former Mayor also speaks maths like a native.


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